Two elderly ladies I overheard on the way out of bible study this evening:
Eunice: Well, I'm off.
Gladys: Off like a brides nightie!
Gladys then turns to me and says: Don't tell Pastor I said that!
I will! But I don't remember her name so her cheekiness is safe.
(Obviously I made these names up if I can't remember one and don't want to embarrass the other!)
The other irreverent bible study laugh I had was a brilliant misreading of a passage that was supposed to be about sexual immorality. Instead the poor lady read it as sexual immortality! Ha! I wonder....!!